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Cyberlings’ Look of the Year

Dear Cyberlings,

Are you so fine, you’re so fine you’ll blow my mind. Then maybe you’ve got what it takes to be the Look of the Year. Look of the year is a very different personally contest because everyone who ages from 14 years old and up could join. Also, the winner will not be judged by only selected judges but by anyone who would visit the Look of the Year’s website at http://www.lookoftheyear.com

Blown away,

Kotsengkuba

How to earn money while blogging?

Dear Bloggers,

I have always been telling my friends that they could actually earn money while having fun blogging. Bloggerwave is of the advertising networks which arbitrates between bloggers and advertisers. Bloggers writes for the advertisers, advertisers pay the blogger through Bloggerwave. At the end of the day, everyone is happy.

Earning while blogging is very rewarding so I suggest you do the same.

Slap-happy,

Kotsengkuba

Salamat sa Pansit, Salamat sa Batibot

Dear Ate Sienna,

Kilala mo pa ba ‘ko? (Clue: Hindi ako si Ate Ludz. Hahaha!)

Bandang Agosto nung una kitang na-istamble-apan sa blogosphere. Sa mga panahong ‘yon e naghahanap ka ng pwede mong ampunin sa Pansitan at isa ako sa mga balak mag-prisinta ngunit meron na pala akong domain noon kaya umatras nalang ako dahil ang inaampon mo pala e ‘yung mga walang domain. Sa mga panahong din na‘yon, dumadanak ang balde-baldeng dugo mula sa aking ilong dahil manu-mano akong gumagawa ng aking blog gamit ang aking mumunting kaalaman sa ASP (Active Server Protocol – sadyang nilagay ko ito para mahanap ng mga sploggers and post na ‘to). Sa madaling salita ay wala akong kamuwang-muwang na meron na palang blogging software nung mga panahon din na’yon.

Anyway, to cut the story short. Ikaw ang nagmulat ng aking kaalaman sa Wordpress. Halos mabasag pa nga ang bungo ko noon nang binanggit mo ang tungkol sa mga Templates at kung anu-ano pa tungkol sa Wordpress. Ano ba naman kase ang malay ko sa Wordpress. Okay, to further cut the story shorter. Naiisip ko lang, ang layo na ng narating ko mula nung una mong binanggit ang mga katagang Wordpress (na akala ko e advanced version ng MS Word at Word Star, hahaha!). Kung noon e wala akong kamuwang-muwang tungkol sa mga templates na’yan, ngayon po ay ibinubugaw ko na ang aking sarili sa mga nais magpa-ayos ng kanilang mga blogs at sinisingil ko po sila kapalit ang aking serbisyo. Isa na po akong bayaran ngayon. Hahaha!

Yun lang po. Maraming salamat sa pagbubukas ng aking kaalaman sa larangan ng blogging. Ngayon po ay pwede ko nang iwanan ang aking OFW career at mag-blog at magdesign na lamang ng mga Wordpress Templates habang nag-aalaga ng anak sa Pilipinas. Yehey!

Lubos na nagpapasalamat,

Kotsengkuba

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Multi-lingual Tierra Maria UK Hospital Scam Hoax

Dear Tim Curper,

It seems to me that you did not clearly understood what I was pointing out in my previous mail. But because I pity you and your poor Tierra Maria Hospital Scam hoax, I’m taking the liberty of translating all the details to you in different languages. Now we’re getting multi-lingual here. Entiendes?

Firstly, in Italian:

Come ritiene quando dopo che lambasted la gente filippina con la vostra paranoia, nè il vostro blog nè il vostro patetico dice i racconti è guadagni tanto quanto il vostro sognato. Siete così lontano persino da cinque per cento della storia di cospirazione del Brian Gorell apparentemente. Come ritiene per essere rifiutata dalla tabloid per comprare il vostro raggiro presunto delle proprietà di Tierra Maria, il raggiro BRITANNICO di Tierra Maria, il raggiro le Filippine degli ospedali o tuttavia voi lo vuole essere denominato? Dovete realmente ora essere deluso, a destra?

How about some pointers here?

Now in Dutch words:

Eerst, koopt u uw zogenaamde minnaar sommige brooze pantoffels niet en kondigt zich af een gans die gouden eieren legt. Die pantoffels waren niet zelfs dicht bij zilver of brons. Als u een familie een diner zou kopen, verwacht niet een gehele geroosterde kip voldoende zou zijn. En niet is het juist dat u eet wat niet u hen voor diner bracht? Voorts zou u volledig gekweekt geroosterd Turkije eerder minstens moeten gebracht hebben als u wilde hebben meer dan een armetierige trommelstok. Uhm ja, werd u gegeven dat deel niet. Was u?

If you’re still confused, how about some French:

Vous avez dit que vous êtes attiré aux Asiatiques en raison de leur respect élevé pour des aînés. Les filles asiatiques vraiment ont ces qualités. Ou est-il qualités que vous êtes vraiment attiré à ? Ou est-il que vous a pensé que les filles asiatiques sont pour être pauvres ainsi votre paranoïa sera facilement prouvée et vous êtes des histoires préétablies viendrez facilement à la vie ? Quel est quel ?

Still unclear? Now in Spanish:

Quizás, si su intensión original era crear tal historia del oprimido y venderla a los diarios sensacionalistas, usted habría podido primero consultar con Brian Gorell del escándalo de la cuadrilla de Gucci así que usted podría tener ocasiones más altas de lectores ávidos de adquisición y ganar una cantidad más alta como qué él ahora está teniendo. Pequeño individuo británico pobre, usted habría podido por lo menos implicar algunas personalidades bien conocidas en sus historias para hacerles un poco descontable. Mayen está de así que poco estado a apuntar en su hace para creer historias. Usted no podría ganar un dólar con esa gente que usted quiso implicar.

Point is, be a responsible man. Clean up your own mess instead of blabbing like a swamp duck on the internet about your make believe stories and psychotic illusions.

Wishing you better luck,

Kotsengkuba

P.S.

Le hombre hohobag, mo’y delinquente de perdidos eden, ni pwera link li me blogse’ en kotsengkuba dot net porque ki pangalan ni glass is full e de sulat ni pa. Araguy, araguy! Andale, andale! Ni linko mi de blogosphere mi pronto, de fleur wax! Hokey!?

Hillary-ious

Dear Hillary,

So you will quit and back Obama?

Haller, Hillary. You’re so hilarious! How could you quit and back your rival when you still have a mass of cheerful supporters behind. Just because Obama has been constantly maintaining his lead would mean you could quit just like that? How about the sincerity of your previous “crying in public.” Now people would be suspecting of female presidential candidates more.

Yeah, I saw you cry here, here and here.

Now what!? Obama would just keep on dancing?

Getting suspicious for all I care,

Kotsengkuba

Of Europe Cup and Travel Magazines

Dear Travel Companies,

Last night, my housemates and I were watching the pre-European Cup programs on TV. The show features 3 Chinese nationals roaming the European Cup event areas, showing the places and the exited Europeans preparing for this event. Seeing how happy those Chinese were in their travels and the fact that they’re traveling for free and were being paid for that only made us really so envious. Simultaneous exchanges of “I also want to do that” and “I wish I were them” would be observed.

And doesn’t want to be like that?

I hope someday, a travel company or travel magazine on TV would give me a similar job where I could experience those monstrous European river cruises and all.

Sponsors, here I am
Hopin’ and dreamin’

Kotsengkuba

Pautot ni Buraot » The Fast and the Spurious

Dear BURAOT,

Hindi mo pa nai-bubunyag kung anong mas mabilis, alas-kwatro o siyam-siyam. Akala mo limot ko na no?. At oo, pinagbantaan kong susunugin ang blog mo pag hindi mo ni-reveal at kung inaakala mo na hindi ko tinotoo ang banta ko e nagkakamali ka. Nakatanggap ka ba ng mensaheng ganito?

Unfortunately, there has been an electrical fire at the data center housing Entrecard’s servers. The servers have not been damaged, but the site may be down for as long as 12 hours.

Entrecard is hosted with ThePlanet, and this fire has effected over 9000 websites, as many of the world’s most popualar websites are hosted with ThePlanet. They are working around the clock to get their data center back online, and we are hoping that they get it back online fast.

Malay ko ba naman kaseng hindi ka naman pala sa ThePlanet nagparegister ng domain mo no.

Anyhoo, kailangan ko ng bagong laptop kaya sasali ako sa pautot mo. Ayan, napili ko nga ang pautot mong The Fast and the Spurious. Kung hindi ako nagkakamali, eto yung kauna-unahan kong nabasa sa blog mo bukod sa Ang Mahiwagang Lansones. Pero sa ibang blog na’yun, hehehe. Kung bakit kamo peborit ko ang post na ito e wag mo nang itanong. Aabutin pa tayo ng siyam-siyam kung dedetalyehin pa natin. Mas okay ’tong ganito, walang deta-detalye para mabilis pa sa alas-kwatro e posted na’to.

Ayus ba repakols?

Mabilis ba sa alas-kwatro,

Kotsengkuba