Dear Kotsengkuba,

In Kunshan, you have experienced the difficulty of having to call for taxi every morning when you have to go to work. Especially on Mondays, it seems that everyone don’t want to take their bicycles or whatever. Also, when it’s raining, it seems that all taxis on the world has been reserved by someone else so looking for one at any given time on a rainy day is as tedious as no one could ever imagine.

Why not take a Car Hire service? You could find one from this UK site after they give you a fifty plus comparison in seconds.

Good luck,

Your alter-ego

Because this entry was previously sucked by a mysterious black hole and because I can’t let go of this word (that I memorized by heart), I’m trying to recreate it through this post.

Dear Kotsengkuba,

I know that you have memorized the spelling, pronunciation and even the definition of the longest English word by heart. However, let me reiterate Wikipedia’s definition of Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis: according to the Oxford English Dictionary, “a factitious word alleged to mean ‘a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust found in volcanoes’ but occurring chiefly as an instance of a very long word.”[1]. It was coined to serve as the longest English word and is the longest word ever to appear in an English language dictionary. This 45-letter word, referred to as P45[2], first appeared in the 1939 supplement to the Merriam-Webster New International Dictionary, Second Edition[3]. It is listed in the current edition of several dictionaries.[4] A condition meeting the word’s definition is normally called silicosis.

Now you have a little bit more information about your favorite English word to date aside from your memorized definition: A lung disease common to miners due to inhalation of silica dust.

Regards,

Your genius alter-ego

Dear Google Bots,

Thank you for giving this blog a reasonable PR2 despite the fact that I only have a few content left as of the recent Google Page Rank update due to this site’s contents were lost in oblivion when something went wrong with my previous host. I hope this will continue until the next PR update.

Regards,

Kotsengkuba

Dear Tim,

How does it feel when after you lambasted the Philippine people with your paranoia, neither your blog nor your pathetic tell tales are earning as much as your dreamt. You’re so far away from even five per cent of Brian Gorell’s seemingly conspiracy story. How does it feel to be rejected by tabloid to buy your alleged Tierra Maria Estates Scam, Tierra Maria UK Scam, Hospitals Scam Philippines or however you want it to be called? You must have been really disappointed now, right?

How about some pointers here?

First, you don’t buy your so-called lover some flimsy slippers and proclaim yourself a goose that lays golden eggs. Those slippers were not even close to silver or bronze. If you would buy a family a dinner, don’t expect a whole roasted chicken would suffice. And isn’t it proper that you don’t eat what you brought them for dinner? Moreover, you should have at least brought rather a full grown roasted turkey if you wanted to have more than a measly drumstick. Uhm yes, you wasn’t given that part. Were you?

You said you’re attracted to Asians because of their high respect for elders. Asian girls really do have those qualities. Or is it those qualities that you’re really attracted to? Or is it that you thought Asian girls are more likely to be poor so your paranoia will be easily proven and you’re scripted stories will easily come to life? Which is which?

Perhaps, if your original intension was to create such an underdog story and sell it to the tabloids, you could have first consulted with Brian Gorell of the Gucci Gang Scandal so you could have higher chances of gaining avid readers and earn higher amount like what he’s having now. Poor little British guy, you could have at least involved some well known personalities in your stories to make them a little bankable. Mayen is of so little status to target in your make believe stories. You couldn’t earn a dollar with those people you wanted to involve.

Point is, be a responsible man. Clean up your own mess instead of blabbing like a swamp duck on the internet about your make believe stories and psychotic illusions.

Wishing you better luck,

Kotsengkuba

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FROM: MR.Patrick K. W. Chan
(Executive Director & Chief financial Officer)
Hang Seng Bank Limited
83 Des Voeux Road, Central
Hong Kong SAR

FOR YOUR ATTENTION

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you. I got your reference in my search for someone who suits my proposed business relationship.

I am Mr. Patrick K. W. Chan Executive Director & Chief financial Officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you. I will need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your country. It involves the transfer of a large sum of money. Everything concerning this transaction shall be legally done without hitch. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue.

Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your account, we shall share in the ratio to be agreed by both of us.

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below (patrickchanprivacy@yahoo.com.hk) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation.

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hunt me because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this venture. Although nothing ventured is nothing gained.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Patrick Chan

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